Dear Liam and Me:
The guy I like is gay. Is there any hope, or should I just give up?
Sincerely,
“Bearded” Lady
Dear Bearded:
Save up a bunch of money and send him to one of these fine “camps”.
Seriously, you should just give up. But cherish your gay friend for what he is. He’ll flatter you, offer valuable wardrobe tips, and provide you with many things a straight boy can’t. Except for hot hetero action.
Liam
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